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		<title>Hobbies and Jokes</title>
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		<description>Share your everyday pass time and laughter</description>
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			<title>Nice Movies...? New Movies Preview...?</title>
			<link>http://teamsecret.heavenforum.com/hobbies-and-jokes-f28/nice-movies-new-movies-preview-t141.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>hLmiLk</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Any nice movies to introduce? Old movie? New movies? Dramas? Astro On Demand?  <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_smile.gif" alt="Smile" longdesc="2" />  <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_smile.gif" alt="Smile" longdesc="2" />]]></description>
			<category>Hobbies and Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec 2008 14:24:36 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>~Word Assosiation Game @ 2008~</title>
			<link>http://teamsecret.heavenforum.com/hobbies-and-jokes-f28/word-assosiation-game-2008-t79.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>l o u i s</dc:creator>
			<description>~Word Assosiation Game @ 2008~



Hi guys and girls, 



Do u feel bored... Or u want to be a spammer...



Rules 



Its easy to play...



Btw the important part, the initiator starts with one word and the responder posts the first word that he or she can think of that is associated with the previous word and so on. 



For e.g, JAZZ can be associated with Honda or music. 



EXAMPLE: 

Honda 

&gt; Japan 

&gt; Sushi 

&gt; Food 

&gt; hawker 

so on..... 



NO PERSON  ...</description>
			<category>Hobbies and Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 06:44:58 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>[Jokes] Hu or Who?</title>
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			<dc:creator>hLmiLk</dc:creator>
			<description>George BUSH: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?



Condi: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China.



George BUSH: Great . Let’s hear it.



Condi: &quot;Hu&quot; is the new leader of China.



George BUSH: That’s what I want to know.



Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.



George BUSH: That’s what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?



Condi: Yes



George BUSH: I mean the fellow’s name.



Condi: Hu. </description>
			<category>Hobbies and Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 05:18:54 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>[Joke] Wrong email address</title>
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			<dc:creator>l o u i s</dc:creator>
			<description>A Man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, 

so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. 



However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail. 



Meanwhile.... Somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, 

expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends. 

After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into  ...</description>
			<category>Hobbies and Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 04:28:23 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>[JOKE] Stress Relievers</title>
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			<dc:creator>l o u i s</dc:creator>
			<description>[JOKE] Stress Relievers



Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.

Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.

Teacher: Why?

Student: There is no future in it. 



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Teacher       : Ted, if your father has &#36;10 and you ask him for &#36;6, how much would your father still have?

Ted           : &#36;10.

Teacher       :  ...</description>
			<category>Hobbies and Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 04:59:36 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>[VIDEO] Christian The Lion</title>
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			<dc:creator>l o u i s</dc:creator>
			<description>[VIDEO] Christian The Lion









[VIDEO] Christian The Lion - The Full Story

 </description>
			<category>Hobbies and Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 07:47:56 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>[JOKE] What Is Marketing?</title>
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			<dc:creator>l o u i s</dc:creator>
			<description>[JOKE] What Is Marketing?



A new way of explaining what marketing is to non-marketers. 



What is marketing? 

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You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You approach her and say, &quot;I'm fantastic in bed.&quot; 

That's Direct Marketing. 



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You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see gorgeous girl.

One of your friends approaches her, points at you says, &quot;He's  ...</description>
			<category>Hobbies and Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 08:29:29 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>nitto legends!!</title>
			<link>http://teamsecret.heavenforum.com/hobbies-and-jokes-f28/nitto-legends-t214.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>benjichris88</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[nice game to me..
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try it!!!
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download it here:
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<a href="http://www.nittolegends.com" target="_blank">www.nittolegends.com</a>
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enjoy!!]]></description>
			<category>Hobbies and Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2009 14:46:24 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Naughty Mind... High Expectations</title>
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			<dc:creator>l o u i s</dc:creator>
			<description>Naughty Mind... High Expectations



It was professor Smith's first day at St. Johns medical college as a faculty. Known for his teaching excellence, he made his entry into a classroom of 1st year medical students, where he received a warm welcome from the students, followed by their intro.



To start with, he planned to put forth a question to the class. He said, &quot;Well students, before we start off with today's lecture, let me ask you a simple question on human anatomy&quot;.



He  ...</description>
			<category>Hobbies and Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 04:53:45 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Dont Drink &amp;amp; Drive</title>
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			<dc:creator>l o u i s</dc:creator>
			<description>One day Ah Beng go to his schoolmate wedding dinner, then he was so excited with his old friends all... That night he drink and drink and drink and drink...



After the dinner finish liao... then he also mabuk already... he Drive his Car (White Wira) and go home lol...

Mana tau half way back got police road block!!! Mati liao la this time (Ah Beng tell himself)...



When approaching to the road block... the police officer ask Ah Beng, come out from your car... and asking him ADA MABUK  ...</description>
			<category>Hobbies and Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 06:46:55 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>[Jokes] Mr. Bean</title>
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			<dc:creator>hLmiLk</dc:creator>
			<description>

1) MR. BEAN SEES A DOCTOR



Doctor          : I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.

Mr. Bean        : Yesss!!! (jumps in joy) 

Doctor          : Did you understand what I just told you?

Mr. Bean        : Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb? 

Doctor          : Then why are you so happy?

Mr. Bean        : Because that proves that I have a brain!



2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL: 

Teacher        : What is 5 plus 4?

Mr. Bean        : 9

Teacher        : What is 4 plus 5?  ...</description>
			<category>Hobbies and Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 04:49:47 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Logical Lessons</title>
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			<dc:creator>l o u i s</dc:creator>
			<description>If your father is a poor man,

it is your fate but,

if your father-in-law is a poor man, 

it's your stupidity.



............................................................................



I was born intelligent -

education ruined me. 



............................................................................





Practice makes perfect.....

But nobody's perfect...... 

so why practice?



............................................................................





If  ...</description>
			<category>Hobbies and Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 07:59:59 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Facts That Figure</title>
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			<dc:creator>l o u i s</dc:creator>
			<description>01. A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.



02. A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.



03. A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.



04. A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.



05. A &quot;jiffy&quot; is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.



06. A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.



07. A snail can sleep for three years.



08. Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.



09. All 50 states are listed across the  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 06:15:36 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Man and a Woman in the Hospital</title>
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			<dc:creator>l o u i s</dc:creator>
			<description>Man and a Woman in the Hospital



man and a woman were waiting in line at the hospital donation center.



Man: 'What are you doing here today?'



Woman: 'Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me Rs. 200 for it.'



Man: 'Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me Rs. 1000.'



The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways. Several months later, the same man and woman meet again  ...</description>
			<category>Hobbies and Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 04:31:55 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>[JOKE] HEALING POWER</title>
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			<dc:creator>l o u i s</dc:creator>
			<description>[JOKE] HEALING POWER



An elderly couple was watching TV when a TV evangelist came on air to pray for the sick.



The evangelist said. &quot;For those of you who are sick, I want to pray with you so that you can be cured of your sickness. Place your right hand on the part of your body that is suffering from disorder, and raise your left hand.&quot;



The old man placed his right hand on the &quot;old fella&quot; (private part), raised his left hand, and closed his eyes.



His wife  ...</description>
			<category>Hobbies and Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 04:39:26 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>It Happens to All Guys, Even David Beckham</title>
			<link>http://teamsecret.heavenforum.com/hobbies-and-jokes-f28/it-happens-to-all-guys-even-david-beckham-t201.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>l o u i s</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<font color="yellow"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px; line-height: normal">It Happens to All Guys, Even David Beckham</span></strong></font>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 04:31:02 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>[JOKES] Teacher and Students</title>
			<link>http://teamsecret.heavenforum.com/hobbies-and-jokes-f28/jokes-teacher-and-students-t199.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>l o u i s</dc:creator>
			<description>&#19968;&#22825;&#65292;&#32769;&#24072;&#36208;&#36827;&#35838;&#22530;&#65292;&#23398;&#29983;&#20204;&#19968;&#40784;&#36215;&#31435;&#21898;&#65306;“&#32769;&#24072;&#26089;&#19978;&#22909;&#65281;” &#32769;&#24072;&#24868;&#24868;&#22320;&#35828;:&#21482;&#21483;&#26089;&#19978;&#22909;&#65311;&#37027;&#25105;&#19979;&#21320;&#21602;&#65311;&#38590;&#36947;&#23601;&#19981;&#22909;&#20102;&#21527;&#65311;” 

&#20110;&#26159;&#23398;&#29983;&#20204;&#21448;&#19968;&#40784;&#21898;&#65306;“&#32769;&#24072;&#19979;&#21320;&#22909;&#65281;”  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2009 06:59:04 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://teamsecret.heavenforum.com/hobbies-and-jokes-f28/jokes-teacher-and-students-t199.htm#5421</comments>
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			<title>[JOKES] English Essay</title>
			<link>http://teamsecret.heavenforum.com/hobbies-and-jokes-f28/jokes-english-essay-t200.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>l o u i s</dc:creator>
			<description>&#26368;&#24378;&#33521;&#35821;&#20316;&#25991;



&#30002;&#32769;&#24072;&#22312;&#25209;&#25913;&#33521;&#35821;&#20316;&#25991;&#65292;&#24573;&#28982;&#22823;&#21457;&#38647;&#38662;&#65306;“&#25105;&#20174;&#26469;&#27809;&#30475;&#36807;&#36825;&#20040;&#28866;&#30340;&#33521;&#35821;&#20316;&#25991;”

&#20057;&#32769;&#24072;&#35265;&#29366;&#38382;&#65306;“&#20889;&#30340;&#26159;&#20160;&#20040;&#21834;&#65311;”

&#30002;&#32769;&#24072;&#65306;“&#20889;&#19968;&#20010;&#29579;&#23376;&#21644;&#20844;&#20027;&#30340;&#25925;&#20107;&#12290;”

“&#19981;&#38169;&#21834;”&#20057;&#35828;&#12290;

“&#20182;&#31455;&#28982;&#22312;&#24320;&#22836;&#20889;&#29579;&#23376;&#38382;&#20844;&#20027;‘can  ...</description>
			<category>Hobbies and Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2009 07:18:32 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>[JOKE] First time sex...</title>
			<link>http://teamsecret.heavenforum.com/hobbies-and-jokes-f28/joke-first-time-sex-t192.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>l o u i s</dc:creator>
			<description>A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner

with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her

boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the

first time. 



The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he

takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist

it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He

tells the boy everything there  ...</description>
			<category>Hobbies and Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 04:25:42 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>[JOKE] A Lot To Explain</title>
			<link>http://teamsecret.heavenforum.com/hobbies-and-jokes-f28/joke-a-lot-to-explain-t193.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>l o u i s</dc:creator>
			<description>There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. 



So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down...and saw her husband was holding a device...a vibrator...soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She goes completely  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 04:28:47 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>play some games...young ppl MUST exercise la...!!</title>
			<link>http://teamsecret.heavenforum.com/hobbies-and-jokes-f28/play-some-gamesyoung-ppl-must-exercise-la-t140.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>hLmiLk</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[As title...try to organize some games la...such as futsal, badminton, basketball &amp; etc...!!!!
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young ppl MUST exercise ma...  <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" longdesc="7" />  <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_lol.gif" alt="Laughing" longdesc="7" />]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec 2008 14:20:56 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>[JOKE] Sample of RESUME</title>
			<link>http://teamsecret.heavenforum.com/hobbies-and-jokes-f28/joke-sample-of-resume-t190.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>l o u i s</dc:creator>
			<description>Resume...



Name: Ah Mei 

Age: Still young

Sex: Never. Still under age

Religion: I only have experience praying my cat who 

dead 2 years before

Race: I love to race, how you know?

Nationality: I don't like National, I prefer Sanyo

IC Number: 6735

Telephone number: House no telephone

Hand phone number: 3310

Address: Penang Jelutong

City: Nor Haliza?

Postcode: I never post anything

State: In my family, I am 2nd

Country: I love to travel to Canada

Marriage status:  ...</description>
			<category>Hobbies and Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 07:59:56 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>[JOKE] Old Lady</title>
			<link>http://teamsecret.heavenforum.com/hobbies-and-jokes-f28/joke-old-lady-t189.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>l o u i s</dc:creator>
			<description>A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She picked up three cans and took them to the check out counter. 



The girl at the cash register said, &quot;I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of older people buy cat food to eat, and the government requires proof that you are buying the cat food for your cat.&quot; 



The little old lady went home, picked up her cat and brought it back to the store, and they sold her the cat  ...</description>
			<category>Hobbies and Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 07:56:54 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>[JOKE] Good Explanations.......</title>
			<link>http://teamsecret.heavenforum.com/hobbies-and-jokes-f28/joke-good-explanations-t188.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>l o u i s</dc:creator>
			<description>1. Losing all your friends 

Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.

He shoots his friend and kills him. Wife says 'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.'



2. Brother wanted 

A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,'send me a brother'....

Santa wrote back, 'SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'....



3. Meaning of WIFE 

Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime'!'

Wife replies, 'No, it means 'With Idiot For  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 07:45:25 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Lady's Room</title>
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			<dc:creator>l o u i s</dc:creator>
			<description>A woman guest approaches the bar in a small restaurant.



She calls the guy at the bar and when he is standing in front of her, she asks him in a very seductive way to come nearer. Then she bends over the desk and starts to caress his beard. 'Are you the owner of this place?' she asks and touches tenderly his cheek.



'Ehhh. No. Not at all!' he replies.



'Would you please call him here?' the lady asks and gently touches his hair.



'Oh, I'm very sorry. But no. Impossible!' the man  ...</description>
			<category>Hobbies and Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 06:53:48 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Japanese vs Malaysian...</title>
			<link>http://teamsecret.heavenforum.com/hobbies-and-jokes-f28/japanese-vs-malaysian-t185.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>l o u i s</dc:creator>
			<description>Japanese man was in a hurry to go to the KLIA airport, so he took a Proton 

taxi. The taxi driver took his sweet time driving within the speed limit 

but the Jap was getting impatient. The following is their conversation on 

the way to the airport . A Toyota Camry overtook the taxis.....zoom. ... 

  

Jap: Look ...look ... Toyota !! ...very fast!!!.... made in Japan ! 

Proton...no good.... made in Malaysia . 

  

Driver: yah.... 





After a few minutes a Nissan overtook the  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 06:47:53 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Sign Language</title>
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			<dc:creator>l o u i s</dc:creator>
			<description>There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. 

He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the ground to get it for him, but this guy could not hear a word he said. so he started to give a sign so the guy on the ground could understand him.

First he pointed at his eyes (meaning &quot;I&quot;) then pointed at his knees (meaning &quot;need), and moved his hand back and forth describing the  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 06:36:47 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>funny joke =)</title>
			<link>http://teamsecret.heavenforum.com/hobbies-and-jokes-f28/funny-joke-t179.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>BebeJezZ</dc:creator>
			<description>Subject: Cikgu BM









Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu.





Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja??Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?





Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!





Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.





Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!



Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari ini cikgu nak  ...</description>
			<category>Hobbies and Jokes</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 18:26:49 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>No Music No Life...??</title>
			<link>http://teamsecret.heavenforum.com/hobbies-and-jokes-f28/no-music-no-life-t142.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>hLmiLk</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Any nice music to introduce? Chinese? English? J-Pop? K-Pop? Classic? Others?  <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_smile.gif" alt="Smile" longdesc="2" />  <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_smile.gif" alt="Smile" longdesc="2" />]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec 2008 14:26:34 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://teamsecret.heavenforum.com/hobbies-and-jokes-f28/no-music-no-life-t142.htm#4346</comments>
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			<title>funny joke 2..</title>
			<link>http://teamsecret.heavenforum.com/hobbies-and-jokes-f28/funny-joke-2-t121.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Trinity</dc:creator>
			<description>Ahmad seorang budak yang baik. Apa sahaja yang dikehendakinya pasti ditunaikan oleh ibu bapanya. Jadi pada suatu hari Ahmad berkehendakkan sebuah basikal. Memandangkan ibu bapanya sayangkan Ahmad, lalu dibelikanlah oleh mereka sebuah basikal kepada Ahmad.



Keesokan harinya Ahmad pun keluarlah menunggang basikal barunya bertemu rakan2nya. Dia sangat gembira pada hari itu. Setelah penat bermain bersama rakan2nya, Ahmad pun pulanglah ke rumah. Dalam perjalanan pulang ke rumah dia terasa ingin  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 20 Dec 2008 04:01:39 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>funny joke...</title>
			<link>http://teamsecret.heavenforum.com/hobbies-and-jokes-f28/funny-joke-t120.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Trinity</dc:creator>
			<description>My boss fainted when he see the form filled by the interviewer



Name:               Ah Boy

Age:                 Still young

Sex:                  Never. Still under age

Religion:             I only have experience praying my

                        cat who dead 2 years before

Race:                 I love to race, how you know?

Nationality:          I don't like National, I prefer Sanyo

IC Number:                 6735

Telephone number:               House no telephone

Hand  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 20 Dec 2008 03:50:59 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>joke joke 2</title>
			<link>http://teamsecret.heavenforum.com/hobbies-and-jokes-f28/joke-joke-2-t125.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Trinity</dc:creator>
			<description>Confusing Chinese Names



Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?



Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.



Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!



Operator : You are talking to me! Who is this?



Caller : I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.



Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?



Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan has involved in an accident.  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2008 02:48:45 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://teamsecret.heavenforum.com/hobbies-and-jokes-f28/joke-joke-2-t125.htm#3915</comments>
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			<title>joke joke..</title>
			<link>http://teamsecret.heavenforum.com/hobbies-and-jokes-f28/joke-joke-t124.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Trinity</dc:creator>
			<description>Masa aku balik dari Singapore menaiki keretapi adalah tiga orang yang duduk bersama, dua didepan aku satu kat sebelah. Yang kat depan aku ni, orang American dan disebelahnya orang Cuba . Sebelah aku pulak orang Bangladesh . Dalam perjalanan tu kami pun berborak-boraklah pasal negara sendiri...borak punya borak, tiba-tiba si American ni pun keluarkan duit dollar dia lalu dibakarnya, dikeluarkannya sebatang rokok lalu dibakarnya rokok itu dengan duit tadi, lepas tu dibuangnya duit itu keluar. Terkejutlah  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2008 02:24:21 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://teamsecret.heavenforum.com/hobbies-and-jokes-f28/joke-joke-t124.htm#3899</comments>
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			<title>Funny Pictures (Just for Laugh Dun take it too seriously) haha</title>
			<link>http://teamsecret.heavenforum.com/hobbies-and-jokes-f28/funny-pictures-just-for-laugh-dun-take-it-too-seriously-haha-t48.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Blue_Money</dc:creator>
			<description>















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			<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 14:09:13 GMT</pubDate>
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